Ego
My ego called with a few questions,
if you have a quick second.
He says they’re pretty straightforward
just a quick check-in.
First off, do you think I’m attractive?
Personally, I don’t care either way.
But if you can rank me on a scale of one to ten
it’ll help keep my ego at bay.
And do you find me particularly funny
or just mildly humorous?
And when I ramble about news and politics,
do I sound smart or is that hubris?
I know these questions might seem silly,
but there’s no sense in being resistant.
If we don’t give him some answers
he’s likely to become more persistent.