I am…
a Fish.
I go "Glub, glub.",
and I've never met my parents.
a Squirrel.
I hide my food
though I don't know why.
a Shark.
I'm mean and scary
but not so much as they say.
a Penguin.
I mate for life
and I hope my partner does the same.
a Monkey.
I have two thumbs
and a big brain.
a Human.
I'm a lot like the monkey
only way more anxious.